Holy Moley Guacamole

      So I have been told quite a few times that the name of my blog sounds like a porn website. Well ew. That is just gross. And then I found it kind of silly because the next recipe was kind of involved in sex. I mean very remotely but still in a way that should make you laugh. 
     
  I made this delicious guacamole last Sunday when Garrett had his gentleman friend over. No one was quite sure if they were like friends or like FRIENDS, if you catch my drift. Anyway, after I made the guac and plated it all nice and pretty Garrett asked me if him and his gentleman friend could have a little bowl for just them. Confused why they would not just want to share with us I just gave them there own bowl. Hours later I realized that they were FRIENDS and not just friends. This revelation made me happy that I did not put onions or garlic into my Holy Moley Guacamole. Hah, so some how this relates to sex I guess but as for porn, I am sorry. There will be none of that. Maybe only food porn :)

Ingredients:

• 3 Has avocados 
• 1 mango
• 1 tomato
• 2 limes
• 1 jalapeño
• 1/2 cup of chopped cilantro
• 1 tablespoon of salt
• 1 table spoon of cayenne pepper 
• 1 table spoon of cumin

How To Make It:

1. Skin, pit, and chop your avocados into small pieces. Place in a bowl and use a fork or a potato masher to mash the avocado to your preferred consistency. I like mine chunky. 
2. Then chop your tomatoes and jalapeño and add them to the bowl and combine gently.
3. Next add your lime juice, salt, cayenne pepper, and cumin and mix so the spices are consistent through out the mix.
4. Finally chop your mango in cubes and sprinkle along the top of the mixture. 
5. ¡Come! (Eat it)